Enemy/Self

So okay. The title is super cryptic, right? “Know the enemy”. I actually love the idea of “know the enemy”, most would-be intellectuals do. The problem with it is that nobody has actually read The Art Of War. I know I haven’t. Who has time for that? Nobody, that’s who. More importantly, the quote. The whole quote is infinitely more useful than the abbreviation. “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know…

Don’t stride on us.

I love how cool it is to call groups of people dumb. Nevermind that people are entitled to their own views and opinions. If you’re not pro-popular opinion you’re obviously a moron. We should always attack and belittle people who are different from us, right? Like, they’re not even people. They’re really animals. Like we should probably just use those people like livestock, huh? Make them work so they feel useful, but don’t give them any real rights. Rights are for people who think like…

Homogeneous

So the SCROTUS or whatever. Gay marriage is a-okay. I thought the word “gay” wasn’t okay? Homo matrimony? Not the point. Gay marriage is the point not the point. The point is really closed mindedness. Gay marriage is great for some. It doesn’t really effect anyone else – yet. Is it the root of all evil? No. Is it everything that’s wrong with society? No. It is the first step that branches out to an infinite number of different outcomes – like literally any decision. It…

Price and Pracism.

I’M GETTING TIRED OF CHANGING CHARACTERS INTO MINORITIES FOR THE SAKE OF PANDERING. I’M ALLOWED TO FEEL THIS WAY BECAUSE I’M TECHNICARY A MINORITY, SO SUCK IT LACISTS. Also, it’s impossible to complain about this without sounding like a racist. It’s sort of like talking about anything, really. YOU DON’T AGREE? YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE A RADICAL DISAGREEEEEE-ER. I would not enjoy it if they turned Dr. Strange into a Vietnamese guy. I wouldn’t enjoy it if they turned Black Panther into a Maori. I wouldn’t…

More like Manternity.

It really sucks for women. Actually, that’s too feminist. It sucks for mothers. Mothers, mothers to be and those who want to be mothers. It sucks. Racism may be a huge issue in the country right now, but sexism is still pretty freaking awful. What’s worse, is that the sexism we face is almost 100% self-inflicted by the general populous. Sure, ladies get screwed a lot of ways in the world, but they are also their own worst enemies and that really, really sucks. First…

Not my problably

This really applies to all retailers, but I’m aiming at Best Buy specifically, since they’re the only ones I’ve shopped with this holiday season. This is very much towards all retail employees: Holy shit, get over it. Let me qualify that. The fact that retailers are opening on Thanksgiving or obscenely early the day after is disgusting. I don’t agree with it and I hate anyone that supports it. All of the people who shop those sales are why retailers are shitting all over their…

Regularant

The whole “science is cool” thing is really starting to bug me. I understand the desire for scientific proof in stuff. That’s fine. Completely refusing to accept that something might be a different way than what science says is true so far? That’s just stupid. And honestly, that’s not even the part that bugs me. I don’t care that you are pretty sure that vitamins are mostly inert fish goo. Don’t bark your supposed research at me like I’m a barbarian learning to wear clothes.…